A Round For Everybody
My friend Thibodeaux, and I were
sitting in the local bar enjoying a beer and joking around.
In walks
our buddy, Boudreaux. He walks up to the bar and tells the bartender in a loud
voice: “Bartender, a round of drinks for everyone and get you one, too.”
The
bartender fixed everyone in the house a drink and also on for himself.
Before
long, Boudreaux shouted again, “Bartender, get everybody a drink and get you
one, too!”
The
bartender got busy fixing everyone a drink, including himself. After he
finished, he walked up to Boudreaux and said, “Boudreaux, that will be $62.50.”
“Huh?”
Boudreaux said. “I ain’t got no money.”
“No money?
What are you doing ordering rounds of drinks for everybody when you can’t pay
for it?”
“I was just
being nice,” replied Boudreaux.
The
bartender let Boudreaux have a left hook right in the nose. When Boudreaux came to, he
slowly stood up, dusted himself off and leaned on the bar.
“Bartender,”
he hollered, “Get everybody a drink! And you…you can’t have one. You’re too
mean when you drink.”
Source: Cajun Spices for the Mind by Larry Leger & Murray Conque
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